If I played you, would you like that?
had friends, would you like that?
Never call, would you like that?
What if I had a thing on the side, would you like that?
If I was always gone, would you like that?
Hit the sun getting home, would you like that?
what if I made you cry, would you like that?
Hell no, you wouldn't like that.

Would the rules change up or would they still apply?
If I played you like a toy
Sometimes I wish I did act like a boy.